Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator is a hilariously unique competitive “verbal fighter” where the goal isn’t to deplete an opponent’s health with punches, but with scathing, grammatically questionable burns. Developed by Vile Monarch, the game is inspired by the legendary Monty Python “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook” sketch. Players engage in 1v1 duels, taking turns picking fragments of sentences from a shared pool to construct the most devastating—and often nonsensical—insults possible to crush their opponent’s self-esteem.
The game thrives on its absurdist British humor and strategic depth. You can’t just throw random words together; you must account for “combos” by targeting an opponent’s specific weaknesses, such as their fashion sense or their deceased relatives. With a cast of eccentric characters—ranging from a disgruntled gentleman to a pseudo-vampire—and diverse stages like a crowded train carriage or the afterlife, every battle is a test of wit and linguistic timing. Whether you’re playing against the AI or a friend in local/online multiplayer, the joy comes from successfully delivering a long-winded jab that concludes with the classic: “…and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Key Features
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Verbal Combat: Fight battles using words and logic instead of fists and feet.
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Shared Word Pool: Strategically pick sentence fragments before your opponent grabs them.
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Character Strengths: Each fighter has unique sensitivities and “insult” bonuses.
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Combo System: Chain similar themes across rounds to deal massive ego damage.
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Critical Hits: Discover “the ultimate burn” to stun your opponent instantly.
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Multiplayer Modes: Face off against friends in local or online verbal sparring.
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Eccentric Roster: Play as a variety of bizarre characters with unique voice acting.
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Thematic Stages: Trade barbs in settings like a funeral, a shop, or a plane.
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Unlockable Content: Earn new characters and insults through the tournament mode.
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Cross-Platform Play: Compete against users on various devices and operating systems.
System Requirements
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OS: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10 / 11.
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Processor: Intel Pentium Dual Core or AMD equivalent.
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Memory: 512 MB RAM.
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Graphics: DirectX 9.0c compatible with 256 MB VRAM.
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DirectX: Version 9.0c.
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Storage: 200 MB available space.
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Sound Card: Windows compatible sound card.
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Input: Mouse and Keyboard (Controller supported).
