Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) is a chaotic open-world action game for Windows that blends medieval themes with modern sandbox mayhem. Inspired by the early top-down style of Grand Theft Auto, the game places players in the boots of Guy, a lazy troublemaker trying to climb the social ladder in a hilariously inaccurate medieval world. Instead of cars, players steal horses, complete absurd quests, and cause havoc across villages and castles.
The world is filled with Monty Python-style humor, bizarre side activities, and over-the-top missions. Players can engage in sword fights, brawls, archery, and chaotic chases while evading guards. A dynamic wanted system ensures consequences for criminal behavior, while creative tools like holy grenades and bard-powered music tracks add a modern comedic twist. The top-down perspective supports fast-paced action and exploration, with multiple ways to complete objectives. With its parody-driven storytelling and sandbox freedom, Rustler offers a lighthearted yet action-packed experience that rewards creativity and chaos in equal measure.
Features
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Medieval-themed open-world sandbox gameplay
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Inspired by classic top-down GTA style
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Horse theft and chaotic chases
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Dynamic wanted level system
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Melee and ranged combat options
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Humorous parody-driven storyline
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Side quests and mini-games
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Creative, over-the-top weapons
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Non-linear mission completion
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Top-down action perspective
System Requirements
Minimum:
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OS: Windows 7/8/10 (64-bit)
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Processor: Intel Core i5-750 or equivalent
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Memory: 8 GB RAM
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Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 Ti or equivalent
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Storage: 5 GB available space
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DirectX: Version 11
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Sound Card: DirectX compatible
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Keyboard and mouse required
